I AM NOT A FRIEND OF DOROTHY...

I HAVE NEVER BEEN A FRIEND OF DOROTHY!

I'm just a friend of Toto. "Not gay" airport men's room trawler Senator Larry Craig continued to deny being gay even as he resigned from the Senate today. One down...

One to go?

How long can it be until the dandy senator from Kentucky, Mitch McConnell, is escorted out of the closet? For all you naysayers, just remember that Mike Rogers of blogactive.com reported on Craig last year, just like he reported on Mark Foley -- and time and public events vindicated his reporting.

Rumors are swirling around the blogosphere and Kentucky that minority leader Mitch McConnell will be the next Republican closet-case to be forced out of the closet. McConnell as much as confirmed it himself by referring to his previously good friend's behavior as "unforgivable."

Remember, when Hamlet said, "The lady doth protest too much, methinks," he was referring to a queen.